ahemily:

ahemily:

guys  im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’)

edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg

HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD 

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voldemortandco:

zubat:

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

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sodamnrelatable:

I’m like “aww really, thanks. You too”

But when they turn around I’m like:

 

warulv:

pixelnuggets:

j4ya:

MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET

she is the future

SNACK JACKET

SNACKET

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shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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sodamnrelatable:

tastefullyoffensive:

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sodamnrelatable:

I’m just like:

jaclcfrost:

talking to someone

talking to someone and they mention a thing you like that you didn’t know they liked or knew about

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h4te:

me evry morning

sodamnrelatable:

Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.

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pati116:

st-chair:

Japanese: hai, aisenai - yes, not love

Finnish: hai, ai se nai - shark, oh it’s fucking

japanese vs polish

Japanese: daisuki - I really like you

 Polish: daj suki (you say it the same way) - give me a bitch

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stunningpicture:

My friend tries to photobomb panorama, instead panorama makes him a god

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lolsofunny:

Remember that 4th powerpuff girl:

I’m just saying, okay, but: 

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